"Taking over my job." Said the stranger, sitting down and rubbing his sore crotch, "As good as it is - I - I'm just not up to it any more."
"Uh - right." Said Jim, "So who are you and what is this job?"
"I am Buzz Dong." Said the stranger weakly, "And I am the city's only Sex Toy Repair Man - until you two came along..."
"I don't freakin believe this!" Rick said, as he drove the unmarked brown van to the next stop, "We're - Sex Toy Repair Men?"
"Yep..." Jim said as they pulled up to a house whose front yard was filled with weeds and old beer bottles, "Sure you don't want this one?"
"Positive. And you're the faster runner." Rick said, letting the motor idle. Jim grinned - the last house Rick had been to, a large muscular man had answered the door and hauled Rick in. An hour later, Rick had escaped, minus his shirt, pants, and one shoe.
Rick didn't want to talk about that housecall... Ever.
"All right." Jim said, getting out and going to the front door, and knocked. In a few moments, the door opened up to reveal a sexy woman with bleach blonde hair and a pair of breasts the size of small beach balls. Jim stared at her wardrobe selection - which, aside from a hair clip was nothing at all.
"Ooooh - Sex Toy Repair Man!" She purred in a seductively sexy tone, "Thank goodness you came! My - toy doesn't work any more, and I don't know why..." She held out the dildo and Jim stared for a moment - switching from her huge tits to the dildo she was playfully licking at.
"Uh... " Jim said his brain finally engaged - an feeling an incredible hard on - he took the dildo from her, "Well, - uh -"
"Godiva," giggled the woman.
"Godiva - right." Jim managed to say, looking at the didlo - it was a top of the line Cockmaster 2000LE, and it had been put through its paces - it's covering was worn and peeling off, and the central cylinder was somehow bent in the middle at a very odd angle.
Without turning it on, Jim's expert sex-toy repair man senses (and he had only been on the job for a week) told him that this industrial strenght dildo was totally shot.
He was about to say that, when he felt his pants zipper go down. He looked down to see Godiva was helping herself to his cock, first licking, then sucking away. Jim moaned and...
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