In fact, it was Sean, an author who was now a character in the addventure, seemingly cursed to travel from 1000-episode to 1000-episode, though she wasn't aware enough of her predicament to realize that it was 1000-episodes (rather than just random episodes) that she was traveling to. She had just arrived from episode 131000.
Fred knew none of that, of course. All he knew was what he saw: a golden-skinned huge-breasted woman wearing a tight black minidress that barely contained her huge breasts. Through the fabric of the dress, Fred could almost make out the outline of nipple rings. However, Fred was a bit alarmed by the fact that she seemed to be holding some sort of dart gun, though she was holding it by the barrel rather than by the handle, as if she had just taken it away from someone.
"Hey, gimme that," Fred said, as he reached for the gun. He was expecting to have to snatch it from her, but she simply handed it to him, as if she had no choice in the matter. "What the heck is this?" Fred asked as he looked at the gun which didn't look any gun he'd ever seen before.
"I'm not sure, I think it's a mind control gun, firing darts that inject the target with a drug that makes them obedient," Sean answered and then added, "Please, whatever you do, don't ask me to do anything else."
"Why not?" Fred asked.
Sean tried not to answer, but the drug was in her system and she couldn't resist. "Because I was just injected with the drug so now I feel like I have to obey any orders I'm given, including answering all questions truthfully."
"Oh, really?" Fred asked, thinking what a godsend this could be.
"Yes. But if you leave me alone, the drug should have time to work its way through my system. I think."
"That was a rhetorical question," Fred replied. "What kind of bimbo doesn't know what a rhetorical question is?"
"I have no idea," Sean answered. Fred glared at her for answering another rhetorical question. "Sorry, but I must answer all questions."
"This has possibilities..." Fred said as he considered what to do next.
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