Mr. Mxyzptlks Bad Day : Continued

Unending BE - episode 409087

He looked down at his chosen playthings and giggled. The options were many and varied, but Superman just HAD to play a part. But...what sort of part? What could he do with his toys that would REALLY get on their nerves...and entertain them as well?

He gazed at Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman...and then a slow, almost sinister smile spread over his face. He started to laugh, and he plucked his other playthings out of the universe...and went to work.

Diana Prince woke...in a tiny, padded room. The only things in the room were her bed, and a table before a barred window. On the table was a potted plant. "Great Hera!" cried Wonder Woman, as she realized she was unable to move her arms. She tried to break out of what held her (was it a straight jacket?) but she lacked the strength. That was impossible!

"Hey!" she cried through the tiny window on her cell door. "Can anyone hear me?"

A man in institutional garb came to the tiny window and said "Yes, Doctor Isley? Can I help you?"

"Can you untie me? I need to get out of here. I've been made a prisoner...and, what did you call me?"

The man stepped back from the door, and said "You're Doctor Pamela Lillian Isley...also known as Poison Ivy. So, are you willing to give up this delusion that you're the heroine Wonder Woman? If so, we'll let you out of that uncomfortable restraint and get you back to your usual cell with all your plants. That usually calms you."

Wonder Woman wanted to argue...but she suddenly felt naked and alone without her plants. How did this happen to her? Was it magic? Who did this 'Poison Ivy' woman usually fight? Was it Batman? She'd have to try to contact Batman...

Then she realised...that if she was in here...maybe Poison Ivy was in HER body!

Pamela Lillian Isley looked at the beautiful, towering amazon she'd become, and she couldn't restrain a chuckle of amusment as her old friend and sometime lover Harley Quinn cried "Man, you're a sweet piece! I mean...are you REALLY my honey Isley in there? This ain't a trick or nothin', is it?"

Pamela Lillian Isley (in the body of Wonder Woman) laughed and gathered her friend into her arms, kissing Harley deeply and with passion. Harley giggled and kicked her feet, squealing "Yeah, that's you! But...HOW?"

"I don't know, Quinn...but I intend on enjoying it. Her clothes are MUCH too bland for me, so...lets go shopping shall we? And I need to fill this house of hers with plants...lots of plants." as she reached for her purse...and noticed the Glden Lasso that rested on the table. THAT might come in handy as well...

Others were having the same problems...but dealing with them in the same way. When Batman woke in the womans ward of a metahuman prison, trapped in the body of the villainous Cheetah, she didn't evey try telling anyone she wasn't really Dr. Barbara Ann Minerva...she started planning her escape. With Bruce Waynes skills at a master escape artist and her new powers as the Cheetah, she didn't think it would be too long. After hearing from another prisoner that "Poison Ivy, over in Arkham" had aparently "Gone nutso! All ranting that SHE'S Wonder Woman an' crap..." he/she knew where to go first. This had to be part of a larger scheme...

Meanwhile, the REAL Dr. Barbara Ann Minerva was waking up in the body of Bruce Wayne...and not very happy about it.

And what villainess did Superman switch with...and what's she doing while in HIS body? Mr. Mxyzptlk just HAD to show up and laugh...

  1. Superman has swapped with Magpie...a minor villainess who steals jewels.

  2. Superman has swapped with Mongal, a brutal tyrant-queen.

  3. Superman has swapped with Livewire, an electricity manipulating punk-gal who was in the process of kidnapping his wife Lois!

  4. Meanwhile, back to Wonder Woman and Batman...

  5. Something Else

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Sat Aug 21 17:29:30 2010