JLA: Hawkwhore

Unending BE - episode 408673

"Ze 'awkgirl," said Green Lanterness. "I vahnt to zee what 'ore you make with 'er."

"Well, it occurs to me," mused Mxyzptlk, "that you really need someone who understands how all this works. An experienced mentor for you to look up to. I'd like to present... Hawkwhore!"

Hawkgirl aged, becoming someone in her mid or late forties, and the scars on her body and circles under her eyes suggested someone who had been made old before her time. Her hair became a brighter, trashier orange, and the black and occasional roots made it obvious that it was dyed. Her breasts expanded, becoming obviously fake, and they strained desperately against her black halter-top. Hawkwhore's face was strained and hard, though the lines where hidden under a slather of trashy make-up and multiple facial piercings.

She slowly unfurled her wings, now dyed a trashy orange as well, and pulled a cigarette from her purse and started to smoke. As Hawkwhore turned around, the black-bat tattoo on her ass was just barely visible about her low-riding jeans, marking her as Batbitch's property.

She was Hawkwhore, an old, burnt-out, and cynical whore addicted to alcohol, nicotine, and cocaine. Hawkwhore looked in disgust at the rest of the JLA, considering them a bunch of naive bimboes who didn't understand how harsh the world was. Well, she'd teach them, she'd show the little bitches what life on the street was.

"Well, it's nice to have a more experienced person helping everyone along," said Mxyzptlk to Hawkwhore.

She blew out a plume of smoke and stared at Mxyzptlk with disinterest, realizing that she really needed a drink right now.

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Anzaleth

Sat Feb 05 13:24:24 2005

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