Katie The Vampire: Totally Tawny and Totally Katie go on a road trip

Unending BE - episode 396234

It was a little after the two airhead vampires wandered away from their fourth club that night that Totally Katie had a brilliant idea.

"We should go to Los Angeles," she told her minion firmly.

"Oh my god I was totally just thinking that," said Totally Tawny squealing before pausing uncertainly. "Uh... why do we want to do that again?"

"Like because we're two total babes and we deserve to be famous and totally hang out Johnny Depp. And like there's Robin and she totally hates us because we're like Draculas now. Plus she's rilly strong and super smart."

"As smart as you?" gasped Totally Tawny.

Totally Katie rolled her eyes. "Like duh; no one's smarter than me. But she's totally smarter than you."

"Oh my god," said Totally Tawny. The Asian vampire's beautiful (if vapid) eyes were wide with fear. "So like we should go. But like which direction is LA?"

"Duh, it's totally in Canada," said Totally Katie confidentally.

  1. The two airhead vamps steal a car and (somehow) head in the right direction...
  2. The two airhead vamps steal a car and head in the wrong direction...
  3. The two airhead vamps steal a convertible and don't think to put the top up. Cue sunrise...
  4. Something Else
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Thu Dec 31 19:38:07 2009