Fallen Star/Sean and the 1000 episodes: A case of mistaken identity

Unending BE - episode 361000

Rebecca had Alice and Sarah follow her through the woods to the meteor. While Rebecca didn't want to touch it and become one of those... things, she knew that Earth's only hope lay in creating as many amazon goddess saviors as possible.

"Here's where your indoctrination begins," Rebecca told them. "Although the other women can tell you how this works better than I can, what you need to do is touch that glowing meteor."

"Won't it hurt?" Alice asked.

Sarah nodded as she agreed with Alice's question.

"No, don't be silly. It looks hot, but it's really safe." The two girls still seemed suspicious. "Trust me, it's the only way to stop the evil invading aliens from another universe."

Alice laughed. "You're joking, right?"

But before Rebecca could reply, a stranger suddenly appeared before them. He looked human, but looks could be deceptive.

In fact, the stranger was human. It was Sean, an author turned into a character, forced to travel from one 1000-episode to another. He was shirtless, having left his shirt with Billy back in the previous 1000 episode, number 391000. He was wearing a pair of jeans, a backpack, and a magical belt that would protect the wearer from any magical remote controls. Also, if he remembered it, he had a BE-gun strapped to the belt.

"Who are you?" Rebecca asked. "Are you... an alien from another universe?"

Sean thought about the question for a moment. Well, he certainly wasn't from around here, that was for sure. "You could put it that way, I suppose," Sean told her.

And then the look on Rebecca's face changed from fear to anger. Rebecca wasn't about to let her universe be overrun by a creature like this. She thought the aliens were supposed to be slug monsters, but everyone knew that aliens could change shape. She ran forward and kicked him in the balls, causing him to collapse, clutching his groin.

If Rebecca had thought about it, she might realized that the whole point behind recruiting girls to become transformed was that ordinary women weren't powerful enough to stop these aliens. Therefore, she shouldn't have a chance in this fight, and she would be better off running to get help.

But she wasn't thinking. She was all adrenaline. "Get him, girls," Rebecca yelled, as she continued her onslaught. Alice and Sarah stared in shock. Could it be true? Could there really be alien invaders?

Alice was the first to charge forward and help Rebecca pummel the intruder, while Sarah stayed back. But then Sarah's righteous indignation overcame her timidity and she charged forward into battle as well.

Sean, for his part, was flailing his limbs around, trying to get them to stop hitting him. He yelled at them to stop, but they wouldn't listen to anything he said. As the girls continued to assault him, the pain became too much, and he collapsed.

  1. *Fortunately, Sean vanishes off to another 1000 episode, before the girls can finish him off.
  2. As Sean collapses, he falls onto the meteor.
  3. After Sean is helpless, Rebecca gets the girls to touch the meteor before taking Sean back to Jenny, Sarah, Alison, and Jane.
  4. Something else
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