1000/Whorehouse: Chun Li begins her list

Unending BE - episode 357907

Chun Li began to make a list of all the whores who had escaped. To do this, she first made a list of all the whores that had ever been employed, and then planned to go from room to room, checking off each whore that was still here. She also made a list of all the strippers, planning to do the same for them, as well.

As she began to make her list of the strippers, Cammy collaborated with her, since Cammy was also thinking about the various strippers, in order to try to find someone who might do well in an administrative position.

And soon, they had their first lists, which simply listed which women had worked at one of the two businesses (and they ignored the helpers at Dorothy Bennett's sex shop). The list looked something like this:

Whores:

  1. Vanessa Wyne
  2. Victoria Wyne
  3. 15 cheerleaders (Fremont High's cheerleading squad)
  4. J-Lo aka Jizzifuck Blowjobs
  5. Britney Spears aka Titney Spheres
  6. Christina Aguilera aka Cuntstina Assuleira
  7. Natilie Portman, aka Anal Porthole
  8. Rebecca Romjin, aka Rebecunt
  9. Jennifer Aniston, aka Clitifer Asston
  10. Courtney Cox, aka Courtney Cocksucker
  11. Lucy Liu, aka Suki Blew
  12. Avril Lavigne, aka Ivy Lovevine
  13. Angelina Jolie aka Analina Pony
  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt (aka Jennifer Love Hugetits)
  15. Amanda Vintner, a reporter
  16. Sally, now a dominatrix
  17. Jim's girlfriend Sharon aka Nurse Milkytits
  18. Carl's girlfriend Kelly
  19. The five protesters Ima Ass, Nameless Whore, Daisy Horseslave, Computits and Trashy Lavine.
  20. Linda Park (Lusty Tart), the Asian wing's mega-whore
  21. Lexa Doig, the sexbot capable of altering her physical appearance
  22. Delilah the elf
  23. Marina Sirtis aka Marinipple Sluttits
  24. Nicole DeBoer aka Nicunt DeWhore
  25. Shania Twain aka Vagina Twat
  26. Claire and Lindsay (aka Red and Blue) the backdoor twins, slaves of Shania/Vagina
  27. Jim's mom Ellen aka Footsy Maid
  28. Jim's 16 year-old sister Regina aka Slut Slave
  29. Alyson Hannigan aka Alyfuck Handjob
  30. Charisma Carpenter aka Charisma Carpentmuncher
  31. Alyssa Milano aka Alyssex Milanwhore
  32. Rose McGowan aka Blows McCockan
  33. Holly Marie Combs aka Whorey Cums
  34. Jolene Blalock aka Whorelene Suckcock
  35. Chase Masterson aka Chest Masturbateson
  36. Amy Acker aka Titty Fucker
  37. Laura Bertram aka Lover Breastcum aka Trance Gemini aka Tits Gemini the purple goddess capable of entrancing women
  38. Emma Caufield aka Enema Cuntfield the spiderwoman
  39. Stephanie Romanov aka Titanie Suckemoff
  40. Michelle Trachtenberg aka Michelle Fucktengirls the fake Cuntstina
  41. Clare Kramer aka Cunt Craver
  42. Elisha Cuthbert aka Elislut Cuntbert
  43. Kiera Knightly aka Kiera Wenchly
  44. Kate Beckinsale aka Cunt Backsidedale
  45. Carrie the girl who came looking for work
  46. Vivian Sandfield, ex-politician, toilet slut
  47. Carolyn the junior receptionist
  48. Shannon Doherty
  49. Elizabeth Sandfield aka Ug
  50. Fiona Sandfield
  51. Lolly
  52. Dolly
  53. Valentine
  54. Belle Dinger
  55. Sloshy Fuck
  56. Sailor Boobs
  57. Bimbo Gold
  58. Bikini Tits
  59. Mariah Carey aka Glitter Cuntey
  60. Heidi Klum aka Fraulein Heidi
  61. Katie Couric aka Cowie Moorick
  62. Kylie Minogue aka Cammy
  63. Catherine Bell aka Lt. Col. Catherine Boobs
  64. The Olsen Twins, Mary Kate and Ashley aka Many Cunt and Asslick
  65. Kirsten Kreuk aka Titsten Cock
  66. Allison Mack aka Allisuck Mack
  67. Lisa Kudrow aka Missy Techno
  68. Tia Carrere aka
  69. Tiffani Amber Thiessen aka Sailor Titsan-Ass
  70. Famke Janssen aka Fucky Jizzen
  71. Ming Na aka the first Chun Li
  72. Pamela Anderson
  73. Brit Bitch
  74. Destiny
  75. Tulip
  76. Iris
  77. Irene
  78. Haruko the ninja
  79. Tanya
  80. Natalya aka Pussy
  81. Paula aka Stupid Bitch
  82. Martina
  83. Nellie
  84. Alexis aka Sailor Mercury
  85. Nina
  86. Georgia, Virginia's mother
  87. Quincy
  88. Candy
  89. Monica aka Moanie
  90. Honey Harmon the cop aka Honey Hard-on
  91. Rick aka Ricki
  92. Kerry
  93. Nancy
  94. Mechanical Wind-up Fuck Doll
  95. Madonna
  96. Nikki Cox aka Nikki Cox
  97. Calista Flockhart aka Clockista Fuckhard
  98. Beer Tits
  99. Wine Tits
  100. Ball Gag
  101. Butt Plug
  102. Two women transformed into statues
  103. Cunt
  104. Ass
  105. Baka
  106. Cheer Bitch
  107. Miranda
  108. Slutty Whore
  109. Bondie Tits
  110. Sean aka the second Chun Li

Strippers:

  1. Gina the cop
  2. Laura and Alice the joggers
  3. Mary Catherine the Catholic schoolgirl
  4. Francine the nun
  5. Sharon's coworker's Keiki, Maria, and Rainbow
  6. Sarah Michelle Gellar
  7. Kristine Sutherland who played Buffy's mother
  8. Shakira
  9. Cindy Crawford,
  10. The three Dixie Chicks, Natalie Maines, Emily Robison and Martie Maguire
  11. Halle Berry,
  12. Heather Locklier,
  13. Nicole Kidman
  14. Reese Witherspoon.
  15. Leia the slave girl (previously Lisa)
  16. Jeri Ryan
  17. Terry Farrell
  18. Juliet Landu
  19. Julie Benz
  20. Marcy the devil girl
  21. Karen the angel girl who was both stripperized and whorified, aka Toy
  22. Nana Visitor
  23. Amber Benson
  24. Lisa Ryder
  25. Julia Roberts,
  26. Meg Ryan
  27. Cameron Diaz (stripper and drink server)
  28. Catherine Zeta Jones
  29. Louise Griffin, P.I.
  30. The seven bridesmaids Sunny, Skye, Pumpkin, Violet, Rose, Lime, and Peach
  31. Kirsty Sandfield
  32. Lauretta the Scarlet Stripper
  33. Jasmine
  34. Denise
  35. Clarice
  36. Lena
  37. Angela
  38. Elle MacPherson
  39. Beyonce
  40. Claudia Schiffer
  41. Kathy Ireland
  42. Tyra Banks who had apparently moved over to the whorehouse at some point
  43. Laetitia Casta
  44. Mandy Moore
  45. Jewel
  46. Drew Barrymore
  47. Sandra Bullock
  48. Virginia
  49. Stephanie
  50. Rachel
  51. Sophie
  52. Billie
  53. Gloria
  54. Ruby
  55. Diana
  56. Rhandi, Nikki, Kimberly, Melanie, and Mandy
  57. Lacy
  58. Darcy
  59. Carolina, Virginia's sister
  60. Gilli
  61. Babs the exterminator
  62. Alex
  63. Debbie
  64. Abby
  65. Jodi
  66. Anna
  67. Veronica, Megan, Tess
  68. Little Big Tits
  69. Becky
  70. Lynne
  71. Tessa
  72. Gretta
  73. Diao

Other employees:

  1. Waitresses: Mei, Li Li, Diao (willing employees and not strippers, except Diao)
  2. Cleaning staff (stripperized) that used to be four women hassling the waitress Diao, named Juliette, Marie, Clarice, Helene
  3. The bouncers (six weightlifters)
  4. Bartender Carl
  5. Jacque the chef (one of the only male employees left) and his assistants Jack and Jill (occasionally works as stripper)
  6. Elisa, the stripperized chef
  7. Tina the stuck-up bank teller (receptionist?) (stripperized)
  8. Med Student Michelle Lawson (stripperized) aka Shelley
  9. Madame Wyne (was Madame Whore)
  10. Sandy the stripperized whorehouse receptionist
  11. Helen the whorified costume designer
  12. Trophy, formerly Jim's personal assistant, and Jennifer Garner prior to that
  13. Amy the whorified makeup girl
  14. Erica the whorified hairdresser
  15. Klista Anal errand girl, the whorified Krista Allen
  16. Four big black male security guards (including Bruno) who were formerly Sandra Bullock's guards
  17. Joanne the stripperized dance instructor

After making the initial list, and sharing her results with Cammy, Chun Li began to go room by room to see which girls were still here. Meanwhile, Cammy studied the list of strippers.

  1. *Chun Li quickly determines which employees are now AWOL.
  2. Chun Li opens up one room and gets distracted by thoughts of sex with the woman inside.
  3. "Chun Li, you ditz, you messed up that list!" Trophy announces, with corrections to Chun Li's list so far.
  4. Something else
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sm (trying to organize over 200 characters. Gah.)

Tue Jun 22 20:00:56 2004

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