Automorph - Peel & Play with the Furniture?!

Unending BE - episode 352901

"Whoa..." was all Alicia could say, as she tripped over a nearby coffee table, breaking it in two and collapsing to the ground.

"That's strange, I don't remember this table being so fragile," remarked Alicia as she stood back up.

"That's not all, Alicia," said Kim, trying her best to point accurately despite her unique viewpoint. "Look at your back!"

On Alicia's back, where Kim was wildly gesticulating, the coffee table had shattered apart and stuck one of its legs to the small of her back. Where the woodwork of the table had broken apart, there was only a featureless soft pink, much like that of their detached body parts. Most of the other furniture in the room had thin lines around major joints as well.

"Wow!" shrieked Bridget, before she ran into the back room in a frenzy, her extra breasts bouncing along. "It really worked!"

Kim stepped over to Alicia and helped pull the table leg free from her back. "That's definitely one way to get wood," she remarked dryly. Alicia's only response was to walk to the wall of body parts and get an extra pair of arms. "I'm going to need to clean this up before we end up sticking my entire apartment to ourselves!"

Kim and Alicia were stopped in their tracks when they heard a clip-clop, clip-clop sound from the back hallway where Bridget had disappeared. She stumbled out into the room, revealing that she had removed her legs up to the knee and replaced them with the oddly phallic bedposts from Alicia's queen-size bed, and her breasts had been replaced by the halves of watermelon that Alicia had been saving for a barbeque at the end of the month!

"Look at all the possibilities we have in this apartment alone!" she gestured wildly to her crotch, which was featureless except for the presence of what Alicia thought was secret inside the apartment - her "Intimidator 9000" industrial strength vibrator. The slick black surface of it gleamed.

Bridget reached down and switched on the Intimidator, and it started to pulse and vibrate, shaking her entire body and making her extra breasts bounce wildly in the air. "Oooooooh!" she cried as she stumbled to try and stay upright with her bedpost legs on the carpeted floor. "I'm going to need to put this in something or I'll fall over!"

Alicia and Kim took one look at Bridget, and...

  1. Picked up some extra flesh and blood body parts to do battle with the Intimidator. Man vs. machine.. err, furniture!
  2. They ran to reverse the Automorph. But the computer comes apart and becomes part of them as well!
  3. They decided to change their bodies in a way to rival Bridget's. If only we had more props!
  4. *Tripped over each other, sending their limbs flying! Ooops!
  5. Pushed her backwards into something else in the apartment
  6. Something else entirely.
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ouroborus

Tue Jul 27 00:36:25 2010