Oh God, I am SOOO going to get in trouble for this.......

Unending BE - episode 349547

And in the middle of this vast....um....war preparation, a vortex opened. And through this vortex tumbled a man. One man. A man to lead the uh, Army of Exhibitionists against well, the Other Army of Exhibitionists. And this man's name was:

Jim(Well, of course! It's not like it could be anyone else!)

What could Jim offer to these women? Spiritual leadership, that's what! He could also be used as breeding stock during Army depletions, but that's getting ahead of oneself. Thankfully, Jim had a remote. An ultimate remote. He wasn't sure what all the buttons did since there were many ultimate remotes, but he figured he would learn it all in time. Just as was about to address his Army(whichever one that was)another vortex opened. This time a woman, one single woman(or she might be married-who knows?)came tumbling out. She landed on the ground and stood up and dusted herself off. Then she looked straight at Jim and smiled an evil smile.

"Oh my God!" cried Jim. "It's......"

  1. Sharon
  2. Tifa
  3. A Britney Spears and Melissa Joan Hart combined superbeing(or not so super if you prefer)
  4. Brenda
  5. *Go with the original premise that this belongs on a porn site and discontinue it
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Wed Apr 28 18:44:35 2004