If she had looked more closely, Gina would've realized that this newcomer wasn't technically naked. She was wearing a pair of black crotchless panties; furthermore, two metal rings dangled from her pierced nipples. She also seemed to be holding a box full of strangely perverted items. Gina slowed the car down to get a better look at this stranger, with her long blonde hair, golden skin, and immense breasts.
"God has sent his messenger," Rachel declared upon noticing the intruder.
As the stranger's hand remained upon Gina's thigh, Gina had a different opinion. "A demon from Satan himself, you mean."
Neither of these two zealots were strictly correct. This intruder was Sean, an author turned into a character and forced to travel from one 1000-episode to another, never knowing where she might visit next, not even knowing that these were 1000-episodes. Having only recently arrived from episode 151000, Sean told the other two women, "Look, Satan didn't send me. Heck, I've been fighting demons recently, so that bad boy better stay away from me, if he has any sense. By the way, my name's Sean."
"Why have you come?" Gina asked. "Are you here to reprimand Mrs. Jacobs for her libidinous ways?"
"Heck no. I'm here to say... chill out. Sex is nothing to be afraid of. Here, take this," Sean said handing Gina the (possibly magical?) dildo from the box that she was carrying, containing items from a dream of Jim's.
Gina stared at it suspiciously. "And what am I to do with this rod of wickedness?"
"Geez, am I gonna have to show you everything?" Sean asked.
"I think I know what to do with it," Rachel said.
"Good," Sean replied.
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