An interview with Cyclonekath...or an episode of Laugh at the Loser. Only you can decide!
Unending BE - episode 299464
The door swings open to reveal what looks like a generic church hall seen across the western world. A tattered banner hangs from the roof and reads "Yes! You too can interview Cyclonekath here! Today!". Sitting in the middle of the hall on crappy plastic yellow chair surrounded by various other types of chairs (here a folding directors chair, there one of those awful flashback inducing chairs from High-school) is lone man.
He's of average build, fairly average height and is average hansome in a depressingly mundane way. If you needed a picture to put next to the term "Average" in the dictionary, he'd be it. Or possible "Boring" even. Hearing your approach he turns towards you and waves for you to join him.
"I was rather shocked when I saw my name pop up, my paranoia sense for a minute making think it was all a bizarre trick to kidnap me and I'd wake up in a telsa coil filled lab about to under go some freakish BE and TG process of some type. Sorry, sorry, just my crappy sense of humor kicking in. Drink? Snack? Or would you *gasp* actually want to ask me questions?"
- What is your prefered subject mater?
- Why do you insist on reviving long dead threads instead of contributing to living stories?
- I have a question about one of your threads...
- Actually, we are here to kidnap you and force you to undergo bizarre science experiments...
- Psht! Like I'd ask you a question loser!
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cyclonekath
Thu Jun 19 02:52:33 2003