Crayon and on and on...

Unending BE - episode 281136

Sharon gawks out her window, before shaking her head, "It must be some kind of optical delusion. Too many candy bars last night, yeah..." She wanders into her bathroom to take a long hot shower. Then feeling much better, and having dressed, she walks into her kitchen and grabs a muffin and some orange juice.

Muching on the muffin, she walks into her living room and switches on the tv only to find herself watching what appears to be a crayon-drawn man reading a news report. Unable to hear what he is saying, she watches dumbfouned as the station switches location to a crayon lady wearing a pink suit standing in front of a crowd of crayon people. Sharon starts to turn up the volume on the tv and then she spews muffin bits everywhere as she hears . . .

1. *There is a knocking at the front door, and a crayon Jim opens the front door and walks inside.
2. what sounds like a bunch of out of tune horns blowing, but no comprehensible talking. She can't help but think of Charlie Brown's teacher's voice.
3. "...we are outside of the only house in the tricounty area not affected by the disaster at the Crayon factory late last night..."
4. crinkling noises, like paper being roughly handled, and her tv becomes yet another badly drawn crayon object.
5. Something Else

Mon Mar 10 14:47:54 2003