It had made its appearance in the front display case of "Pleasures R Us" a trendy adult boutique. The store attendant was in the backroom when a nimbus of semen formed in the case. The large dildo materialized within the cloud and came to rest next to a varried collection of adult toys.
When the young attendant returned, he found it curious that the item was unmarked. He cursed the nightstaff for putting out inventory without any label or price. After "sizing up" the member, he concluded that it should sell for 20% more than the closest item of similar size and marked it accordingly.
A short time later Ken entered the store. A young, recently married professional, we was searching for an appropriate gift for his friend and co-worker, Steve, who was about to start a new job. Since their boss was the biggest dick they knew, Ken was looking for a large dildo to present to Steve, something to remember his old boss by.
Ken was excited by many of the items he found in the store. After the honeymooon, his wife's libido had cooled in a noticiable manner. Ken imagined using some of the items in Pleasures R Us to heat Tami up.
When he spotted the Hellfire Phallus, he knew it would make the 'perfect' gift. There was, after all, no bigger dick in the store.
Ken bought the item and was glad when the clerk put it in a non-discript brown paper bag. The party wasn't for two more days, so Ken hid the package in his dresser.
It remained there until...
Tue Feb 25 15:19:39 2003