Jim looked at Sharon in horror, while Sharon looked at herself in disgust. "Oh this will never do," Sharon said, "I'll have to go upstairs and change for dinner."
"But Sharon, you're," Jim fumbled," um, I mean, out to dinner? In public?"
"What?" Sharon bellowed, "Are you embarrassed to be seen with me since I'm so fat?"
"No, of course not," Jim replied, "Go upstairs and get dressed."
Sharon waddled to the stairs and then thudded up to get changed. Jim looked at Jeannie and pleaded, "Why did you do this?"
"Well," Jeannie replied, "you said that you would always love her. Let's see how long that lasts when she's a fat cow!"
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