Reality began to stabilize around Ed. He thought about the strange adventure he had had just the other day, when he was shrunk to tiny size after he had consumed some shrinking powder thanks to Val's magic. But no, wait, that was just a dream.
Ed got up and got dressed and prepared for his new day, knowing that anything could happen. As if to emphasize this fact, there was a knock at the door.
Who could it be? The possibilities ran through his mind.
He opened the door, to find that possibility #1 had occurred. It was Tom (that was strange, hadn't he (or you) been Tom just a few episodes ago?), and he was holding a strange looking statue.
"Hey, Ed, take a look at this," Tom told Ed, as Ed invited Tom in.
Ed looked at the statue that Tom held. It looked like a golden Buddha with a ruby for a belly button. "Uh, yeah, so?"
"This thing is magic. It grants wishes!"
"No way!"
"Way. You're just supposed to rub the ruby in its belly and wish for something. But it's only got three wishes in it."
"You're crazy. Magic isn't real!"
"Ed, Ed, Ed. They couldn't sell it at the mall if it wasn't real, now could they?"
"You bought it at the mall? And you think it's really magical?"
"Sure, there's a little shop that sells all sorts of things. Fortunately, I had exactly enough money to pay for this thing. Just imagine the possibilities. I know you've just broken up with Ashley, so I thought this would be just the thing to cheer you up."
"Yeah, right," Ed told him. "What am I supposed to do? Rub it here?" he asked, while rubbing the ruby, "And then say something like 'I wish an incredibly horny girl would appear who wanted to fuck us both'? You really don't think that will work do you?"
There was a puff of smoke, and as it cleared, a female figure could be seen. It was Sean who had been brought here from episode 358000 (through episodes 358001, 358092, and 358093), after traveling from one 1000-episode to another (an adventure which mostly started in 337000). Sean was getting used to the sudden transition from one episode to another, even without knowing what quality (being a 1000 multiple) these episodes have in common.
She was wearing black clothes and the pockets of her black trenchcoat were full of weapons gained in various other stories (a BE-gun, a stripperizer, a whorifier, a water pistol full of holy water that she picked up at the dealer's room at the demon-hunter's convention, and an unknown device that she had picked up at a gathering of alphabetically-named characters).
She was also incredibly horny. One hand fondled her right breast, while the other was stroking her crotch.
"No way! It worked!" Ed shouted in surprise. But just to be sure, he went up to Sean and asked, "You do want to fuck us, don't you?"
Thanks to the demonically enhanced oysters that Sean had eaten, she found it hard to think of anything but sex. Looking at Tom and Ed, she decided that they'd do. "Yes, please," she replied.
"Awesome," Ed and Tom said together. Ed and Tom quickly helped her off with her clothes. Once she was naked, Ed began kneading her breasts and sucking on her nipples, while Tom stripped. Then Tom moved over to her and began licking her pussy while Ed stripped.
Tom and Ed decided that since Sean was supposed to be Ed's present, Ed would get to fuck her pussy while Tom just got a blow job. So, they had Sean bend over, with her face in front of Tom's crotch where his penis was hard and ready, while Ed stood behind her. Sean could feel Ed rubbing his stiff cock against the entrance to her pussy, while Tom grabbed her head to position her mouth over his cock.
Sean was so turned on, she couldn't wait. Her former male self might be revolted at what she was about to do, but for now, she was just going to have fun. She began to suck on Tom's dick and then she felt Ed's cock slowly pushing inside her pussy. And then all of a sudden Ed was thrusting deep inside her, while Tom kept her head bobbing up and down on his dick. She was getting fucked from two sides, and it felt great.
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