Boobco Castle: Waldo isn't up to the task?

Unending BE - episode 255414

"So, let me see ere' - Old Angus Letcherous Gadfly has possessed poor Seamus to continued 'is twisted experiments in THINGS MAN WAS NOT MENT TO KNOW - all of which ye four know far too well," Waldo the Wizard said pacing back and forth before the stricken girls, who nodded with his summary," Let me tell you here and now that the situation is deperate - and deperate times call for deperate measures! And some good Guinness!"

"Genius?" Jessica asked.

"Beer." Kathy helpfully whispered back.

"Aye! It will take a strong man, no a courageous man to face such an overwhelming foe." Waldo said, drawing himself up to his full scrawny height of five foot nothing,"Criminy, I wish Xavier twern't off on 'oliday. He lives for this sort of rot."

"Tho you'll help uth?" Sharon asked.

"Wot, are you off your nut?" Waldo said,"I'm a bleedin coward I am, just your average dirty old Wizard! Xavier tells me, e' say 'Look, just mind the store, keep the bloody dragon fed - no walkies mind ye - and answer the phone.' There, I've gone beyond the call o duty already by just comin here! Mind if I take a few pictures of you three before I leave as payment for my troubles?"

"Wait- when's Xavier due back?" Kathy asked hopefully.

"Oh, I dunno - e's only been gone, lets see -," Waldo did some mental calcualtions," A year ago last month..."

"A YEAR!" The trio said.

"Aye, a year. Wot, is there an echo in ere?" Waldo said in a disgusted tone," See ere, in this business, a year can be like a day- you must learn patience!"

"Well, I'm losing my patience - and my manhood!" Jessica cried, "Surely you understand THAT!"

"Yes, we're desperate here!" Tanya said, crowding up to Waldo with her enormous breasts, almost to the point of cuddling him. Waldo looked down eagerly and licked his lips in anticipation.

"Well..." Waldo said uncomfortably, "I suppose so - and I'm almost out of Purina Dragon Chow..."

  1. - "All right I will help after all..." Waldo finally agrees.

  2. - "Whoa, hold on! No, no, NO! Try this chap!" Waldo refers them to another wizard.

  3. - "Ere now - Wot's 'appening?" Waldo asks in a confused tone - say is is he looking... prettier?

  4. - Something else (You THINK?)

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D<- (Who watched too much "Monty Python" for his own good)

Thu Oct 10 04:57:33 2002