Dr. Zaius, no, wait, I mean, um, Dr. Seuss!!! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Unending BE - episode 251301

A steak (which he was not a fan of, especially when combined with green eggs) suddenly fell down from the sky.

It crushed the storyline.

And it is commemorated in some small way when thirty seconds later they were rescued from certain death.

Oh crap, that's the wrong story.

Moving on.....

2 young and unnatractive female college students found the steak on the remnants of the storyline.

"Oh look," Ugly Lady 1 said. "It's some steak!"

"It sure is." Ugly Lady 2 said. "Gee, I wish we weren't so ugly."

"Hey!" UL1 said. "Maybe if we eat the steak, we'll become sexy!"

"I like that idea!" UL2 agreed.

They split the steak in half, and ate it.

"Mmm," UL1 said. "It tasted good, but I don't think it did anything."

"I guess you're right." UL2 said. "Wait a minute, look!!!"

UL2 held her arm straight out, and without using an elbow or even a joint, the arm turned and pointed back at her own bust.

It was increasing phenomenally.

Amazing!

"Mine's growing too!" ____ Lady 1 said.

"And we're becoming less unnatractive!" ____ Lady 2 exclaimed.

The buttons on L1's shirt popped off, and L2's shirt ripped open.

"This is making me so horny." L1 said.

"Me too. I want bisexual intercourse." L2 agreed.

Their breasts finally stopped growing at beanbag size.

"Oh, drat." Sexy Lady 1 said. "It's over."

"I want to be bigger!" Sexy Lady 2 said.

Just then, Mr. Jock (The school jock) passed by.

"Hey girls," he said. "Want to have casual sex sometime?"

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Gilroy Sippowitz

Tue Apr 27 19:44:00 2004

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