Jim the lady shopkeeper shows Rick some items for his practical joke

Unending BE - episode 245955

The pleasant middle-aged lady Jim had become had to force herself not to break into peals of charming laughter. Here was Rick, trying to buy some sort of item to play a joke on Jim with -- and of course he had no idea that Jim was the one showing him the goods! And with her female body and shopkeeper memories conferred by the magic mask who made Jim who she was, she found that she had acquired a sort of crude mind-reading ability, and could sense the general drift of Rick's thoughts! As she led Rick through the maze of the shop, unerringly, she realized that her nicely-shaped female buttocks and delicate legs were turning Rick on -- and she had to force herself again not to laugh.

At length she showed Rick into a room she'd never seen as Jim, but that was prominent in her shopkeeper memories. "One of these might do, young man," she said. "Or should I call you Rick?"

"How did you know my name?" Rick asked.

"Oh, I'm a witch, you know," said Jim in her sweet voice. "But I'm a good witch, so don't worry." She said it so straightfacedly that Rick just laughed politely.

Jim had shown Rick into a room full of:

  1. *head and costume sets, like the ones Jim had seen earlier, but all of unfamiliar but impossibly beautiful women.
  2. gag sports gear: collapsing tennis rackets, shattering bowling balls, and so on.
  3. *pieces of oddball equipment, like portable versions of things from a mad scientist's laboratory.
  4. very strange looking sex toys.
  5. other things...
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Thu Aug 22 12:28:58 2002