The Search for Jason's Dick: Things Aren't What They Seem

Unending BE - episode 245824

While on the way to the baseball field, Jason and his chums stumble upon the suspiciously still body of Wyrm.

Dick Burnz knelt and examined Wyrm's body. After a brief check for life signs, he looked up at Jason with a look of shock on his face. "He's dead, Jason!" he said.

Jason kicked him in the head for the bad Star Trek reference. "Funny. A death of one of my enemies and I didn't cause it," Jason mused.

"There isn't even a mark on him!" Wild Bill Hiccup marveled as he reached down and tore off the body's mask. "That's not Wyrm! That's Tatewaki Kunou!" he said, pointing out the Rotting Corpse of Furinkan High. "Of course! 'Foul cretin' should've tipped us off. Wyrm never uses that kind of language. He considers it too Kunou-ish."

Suddenly, Wild Bill Hiccup realized something important. "Hey, wait a minute!...

  1. ...Weren't we just going to the ballpark to find Phallus-J and that other dick?" The posse got a move on.
  2. *...Wyrm's never BEEN Backstage! So how do we know what he looks like?"
  3. ...There isn't a mark on the body! How the heck did he die?"
  4. ...What the hell are THOSE?!" he shouted, pointing at something gliding over the hill.
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Wyrm, who has never appeared Backstage and has no desire to start anytime soon.

Wed Aug 21 19:08:05 2002