No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Unending BE - episode 244070

Suddenly the door bursts open, as several red robed figures appear.

"NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquistion! Our weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our TWO weapons are Surprise and fear and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope! *grumbles* Where was I? Oh yes..." "I can see that we'll need to use extreame measure here. Cardinal Biggles, get ... The Comfy Chair!

Suddenly a huge cartoonish foot drops from the sky, crush the idiots in the robes. The Author steps on screen and speaks. "My apologies but after reading the Monty Python jokes in the TI branches, I just couldn't resist. We now return you to your regularly schedualed Something Else."

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Enchanter Tim

Tue Aug 13 20:01:30 2002