the end of the wrecking of the story, the start of a new dayl, a day that will live in infamy. read on, kind sir, read on...

Unending BE - episode 243117

The day dawned as neat as any day ever had. the sun crested the hills and sent a brazen splash of light like thick honey down over the land. in his bed, shielded from the sun's brilliance by a nice thick wall, the earth's atmosphere, and ninety three million miles of empty space, lay Jim. He was still asleep, and the sun didn't care one bit. It just kept on fusing hydrogen atoms into helium atoms, as it had for as long as anyone could remember, and would long after everyone alive was stone dead. Jim slept soundly, despite the sun, because he had gotten hammered on beer the night before. He had a terrible hangover now, a crashign headache, sore throat, and a sandpaper-like tongue. He was as sick as a dog, but luckiliy he was still asleep and so didn't know this.
He started to stir, however, when the girl sleeping next to him shifted her position, thrusting one of her gigantic tits into his face. the girl was sleeping naked, so Jim had a mouthful of nipple. now his being asleep wasn't quite so advantageous, as he was missing out on this chick's succulent nipple. anyway, the sun rose higher and its rays became more direct. this, plus the fact that the girl was squirming around, conspired together to bring Jim closer to wakefulness. On the other hand, the alcohol tried to keep him asleep. these forces were counterbalanced to such an extent that the outcome was for a time in doubt.
it was the kick from the OTHER person in bed with Jim and the chick that finally woke him up.
"Holy Fuck, my head hurts" Jim blurted, staring around him with crusty eyes. then he noticed the other people in his bed.

and here come the options for continuation!

  1. *there is another girl in the bed. that makes two. mmmmm!
  2. *no its a guy on the other side. what gives???
  3. *no, its an animal. this is getting fucking perverted.
  4. *the sun stops fusing hydrogen into helium. what gives????
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Thu Aug 8 18:16:59 2002