Super Sis: Finding a Sidekick
Unending BE - episode 237665
"No way Jim, you're too good to me to leave you all alone like that," says Edith as she turns to answer the puny boy. "Let's look for a woman for you right away, but first, I'M DAMN HUNGRY! Fighting fires is demanding work. Hey you guys, how about some grub?" Edith shouts. The firemen cheer at first, but then scratch their heads trying to figure out how to feed their new friend. Finally one mentions the wholesale slaughterhouse down the highway a few miles, but Edith can't stand the idea of raw meat. A few more men chime in, one mentioning a big roadside barbecue a few miles in the opposite direction who would probably be able to assist, and another mentioning the local food co-op who would probably have plenty of veggies for the young lady.
After a little running around, Edith meets the men at the barbeque, amusing herself by demanding assistance cooking the food or she will eat the owner. The men all laugh, but the proprietor nearly pees himself as he quickly gets all of his staff to load the sides of beef and various vegetable items onto the grills, which he has loaded down with as much charcoal as they can fit.
After dinner, or rather, after the men eat their tiny portions and then watch as Edith downs enormous mouthful after mouthful of steak and sweetcorn and potatos, in massive quantities, they finally determine that Edith has eaten 4 times the entire amount eaten by the 320 men.
"Gee, how am I ever going to afford to eat?" thinks Edith out loud, even though she really has no need to pay due to her enormous physical advantage over anyone. But her answer comes in the form of an attractive young woman with a forest service badge on her tight fitting uniform shirt. "My name is Kari Harris, I'm with the US Forest Service, and we are willing to keep you well fed and sheltered in return for your services fighting the rest of these terrible fires this year." She continues, "You will have a bed at the local airport, if you can manage to squeeze through the hangar doors, and we will truck in enough meat and potatos to feed several battalions of firemen... or just one you. We've also managed to secure the services of a textile manufacturer, and while they can't afford to provide you with a fire fighting uniform, they will supply you with a bare minimum of two bikini tops and two bottoms as well. Unfortunately you will have to remove them to fight the fires, as they are not flame resistant. (at this point a cheer goes up among the men) Do you have any problems with those terms?"
Meanwhile Jim doesn't hear a word the woman is saying, because he is too busy drooling over her obvious femininity busting out from under her buttons, not to mention her gorgeous face when he is finally able to look up.
Edith is fully aware of her puny brother's cravings, and in the form of a demand, says to Kari, "You will have to be my assistant of course, along with my brother Jim here. I need someone in contact with the authorities so that I don't do anything wrong while I'm trying to help."
Kari blushes at Edith's unmentioned implication, as her eyes move back and forth between the two small people. But fearing job security more than anything else if she fails to procure this new "talent", she reluctantly agrees.
To get the ball rolling, Edith takes charge again, dismissing the squad and then saying to Kari, "I have to be kept happy you know, and I'm not happy unless my brother is happy. And he's feeling kinda lonely if you know what I mean." Kari turns bright red at this prodding, but Jim plays the suave roll, taking her by the arm and saying quietly, "you have to forgive my sister, she's 50 feet tall, you know. That can do things to a girl's mind, I suppose.
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- But Kari is not buying it, and actually tries to back out of the deal
- Kari is slightly amused, but stays distant
- *Kari laughs at first but then is captivated at the obvious maturity of this young Jim fellow
Sun Jul 21 18:37:02 2002