Super Sis: her first taste of action

Unending BE - episode 237634

Realizing her brother is too humiliated to ever accuse her of raping him, Edith pulls him out and sets him down on the ruined floor below. She ponders what to do with her new assets, namely her 50 foot height and incredibly gorgeous body. Finally she decides to use her new "talents" for good, and to start by helping stop that wildfire that has been in the news that is burning a few counties away. Not knowing what to do with her dripping wet, humiliated brother, she ties him into a lock of her hair and sets him on her shoulder, and then takes off. Edith finds it quite simple to avoid murdering people by walking on the road only. The cars seem to have no trouble stopping in time, most having pulled way off the road by the time she is even a mile away. She breaks into a trot, wondering at how her huge feet spread out the weight enough to not put holes in the asphalt. About a half hour later, she sees the origin of the black smoke, a huge blaze almost 5 miles in diameter. Edith springs into action, at first throwing handfuls of water from a lake a quarter mile away onto the fire in huge sweeping motions, then using her enormous hands to dig around the fire, pulling the flammable trees away from the flames and tossing giant scoops of dirt over the blaze, dousing it promptly everywhere she turns. A few short hours later, Edith is victorious over the fire, and only then does she hear the cheers of the hundreds of volunteer fire fighters that have been working alongside her... or more accurately, underfoot. She turns to Jim, and asks him what he thinks of the situation.

  1. *Jim, in awe of her sister's work (not to mention her body) tells her to celebrate with her fellow fire fighters
  2. Jim, although grateful to be alive and happy that his sister is being so helpful, tells her he can't live like this...
  3. Jim has nothing to say, other than "Put me down, bitch! You think its fun being tossed around 50 feet in the air?"
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the flattener

Sat Jul 20 20:54:02 2002

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