Due to the way Akane had retroactively negated the Chinese Amazons, Happosai was well and alive... having in his youth, triumphantly plundered every single magical treasure the Amazons had possessed.
In the rewritten 'history' that Akane had inadventently given this world, Happosai had gotten his hands on the artifact known as Heaven's Pearl, an item that would grant it wielder one and only ONE wish.
Happosai had worded his wish careful. The end result; he was a tall, blonde bishonen ninja master, who ruled Jyusenkyo and all the areas around it. Those uppity Amazon villages were now the villiages of the 'Nymphomaniac Sluts', who happened to be breeding for Bimbos; the penultimate result being the 'new and improved' Shampoo. It was chance that Cologne, Shampoo and a number of her fellow Amazons were sent to Tokyo to make some money...
Being the master of Jyusenkyo, Happosai could tolerate no rivals or opponents and had challenged the Phoenix Godling, Saffron.
Saffron lost... badly and was, without much fanfare, remade into the Phoenix Goddess, who was now Happosai's happy little songbird and concubine.
The Musk at seeing what had been done to Saffron made Happosai the ruler of their people.
Pantyhose was still around... but now, he served Happosai willingly as his general. His Jyusenkyo form and name but mere tokens of Happosai's favor.
Even as Akane finished the transformation of Mini-me from the original Akane, Happosai was cuddling his songbird as they rode on the back of Pantyhose Taro in his monster form as he flew towards the source of all the magical changes in Tokyo.
--- Flashback to Retro-History, 1 day back... ---
"Lord Happosai... our mages have detected a great disturbance in the magic field of Tokyo..."
The blonde master of Jyusenkyo nodded. "Yes, I too have felt this disturbance, Prince Herb... I shall, personally, go and uncover this mage and recruit him or her..."
"Master... what if this... opponent proves too potent for you?" the half-dragon prince asked worriedly.
"That is why you shall follow in my path 4 days after I leave. I shall have won or fallen by then..."
Prince Herb nodded as he left Happosai's throne room...
--- Back to our tale of perversion... ---
As Happosai neared the Tendo Akane Dojo, he nodded in understanding... one of his former pupils' children was proving worthy of being named his heir...
The perversion and magical changes that he could see impressed even him, jaded as he was...
Happosai launched himself off of Pantyhose's back with a mighty leap towards the dojo...
Akane for her part was surprised as a tall bishonen ninja jumped down from the sky and landed gracefully before her as she carried Mini-Me, Neko-Nabiki and Ranma-chan back to the main building... She was about to cook again and show off her fantastic cooking skill again... after all, the new Ranma-chan would burn water by accident if she tried to cook... having 'lost' all her skills in the kitchen as well... and as for Kasumi cooking? HA!
"Good afternoon, you must be one of the Tendo daughters," Akane blinked in surprise, while Ranma-chan and Nabiki _eyed_ the ninja with great interest and lust. "My name is Happosai, I created the school of martial arts you practice now... and I think we should talk... for you possess the skill and aptitude to become my heir..."
Akane wanted to shout in Ranma's face "Ha! Take that! Whose the better Martial Artist now!" But she had better control then that...
Instead, she bowed at Happosai. "I have heard much of you... would you like some tea?"
That was when with a flutter of wings, a regal angel, wearing only a long, translucent wrap-around ribbon that barely covered her 'vitals' flew down and waited demurely behind Happosai...
Akane boogled for mere moments, she hadn't known her changes would result in such a changed history... Happosai with his own pet angel?
--- Sometime later ---
Nabiki kept an eye on the PC now that the fake Akane was distracted with the chitchat she had with the eternally young Happosai...
Seeing how no on was watching her; Saffron-chan, Mini-Me and Ranma-chan were 'playing' as the moans and gasps from all the parties testified.
While the Saotome and Tendo 'parents' were so involved that nothing short of the world would distract them from the orgy they were in...
Nabiki kept cool and calm... and quiet as a cat... crept off with the PC...
Sun Jul 21 02:23:41 2002