"Hey Emily... I know you have roommates and all, but you never told me they were nudists!"
"Um, what?"
"I just saw two girls go running across the room, both starkers!"
"Well, this is their home too and-"
"No, I mean, I'm cool with it. I'm a nudist too! We'll have to all get together sometime and be naked."
Emily wanted to scream. Here she wanted to get rid of Rhonda, and instead she was talking about spending more time together, and in the nude to boot!
"Are they comfortable around clothed strangers? Maybe I shouldn't come in just now."
Emily saw her chance.
"Actually, they are shy. It'd be best if-"
"No problem, I'm cool with it. I was that way at first, too. You can introduce me to them another day sometime. We'll get together soon, k?"
"Um, sure," Emily said, now desperate to see Rhonda leave. She felt her transformation was imminent.
"I'm gonna get to work," Rhonda said, "But promise me you'll eat that soup!"
"You have my word," Emily said, "I will devour it like an animal."
"Just remember, don't eat soup naked and fast. I learned that the hard way!"
"Right," Emily said, "Well, see you later."
Rhonda left and Emily closed the door behind her. Now she was tasked with explaining to her friends that someone they'd never met wanted to hang out naked with them sometime. Emily sighed; her life was becoming weirder and weirder.
"She's gone!" Emily called out as she dropped her robe, and the other girls came out of hiding.
"Did she see us?" Krista asked.
Wed Jul 10 08:47:10 2002