Chloe watched as the once attractive girls (each clad in their tasteless, poorly fitting clothes and each sporting a unique and unusual appearance) strutted through the halls like the queens they each thought of themselves as. Each thought that not only were they perfectly dressed and trendy, but that all of the other girls in the hall were poor slobs without any fashion sense or redeeming features.
All except for Chloe. They suddenly realized that the nerdy little junior was just brimming with style.
Erica sauntered up to her and asked in the watery lisp her braces, retainer and headgear gave her. "Hello, Chloe. You know...I never notished what a trendshetter you are. That'sh a great outfit you have on. Where did you get it?"
Chloe gawked at the once pretty cheerleaders and stammered out "I...I got...this blouse on sale at K-Mart."
Suddenly Ericas boyfriend jogged up and asked "What's this bunk about Erica? Who says she's dressed like a nerd...today?"
His voice trailed off and he gaped at the cheerleaders. All of them thought they were being admired and began to primp and pose. Erica (dressed in baggy, grey sweatpants, an orange and green, floral print blouse and green, plastic sandals) adjusted her thick glasses (bifocals) ran her tongue over her braces and said with a wink "Well hello, Brian. Like what you see?"
Brian shook his head and looked again. The image was the same. Erica Handley looked like a nerd.
As a matter of fact, ALL the cheerleaders looked bizarre. Donna smiled and ran her fingers along her fuzzy cheeks, clearly delighted with her 'lady beard'. Jessicas breasts had grown so huge, fat and sagging that they were only barely covered by her belly shirt, and they were so vainy and stretch marked that it was clear that she'd never worn a bra.
Kia (the cute little asian girl) wore a baby-T that exposed a large, round belly that heaped over the lip of her pants and wobbled like his dads beer gut. Vanessa wore her trademark 'short shorts', but her once amazing legs were now even more hairy than his own. The shorts also exposed a thick tangle of dark, pungent pubic hair that crept out of either side.
Rosa had become a mouth breather with a larger nose, and made little 'snorting' sounds when she breathed. Junes big nose, lips and big, jug ears were filled with so many piercings that she made little 'jingling' noises when she changed expression.
And finaly Sandi now had oily skin and hair...and an acre of acne on her exposed skin. She was trying to eat from a bag of extra-greasy chips while his friend (and her boyfriend) held them away from her.
"Come on, Artie!" she whined as she reached for the bag. "I can feel my skin drying out. I NEED to have those chips!"
Pete looked like he was trying to get Jessica to cover her exposed, floppy breasts, but she spun away with such force that her tits swung free and slapped him in the face.
"You girls look AWFUL!" Brian moaned, and Rosa let out with a gasping, snorting laugh.
"What would a boy know about what a girl has to do to look beautiful?" Donna said and she turned towards him. "Why, do you have any idea how long it takes a girl to get a good crop of facial hair in?"
"Why would you want to?" Artie wailed.
Thinking they were kidding, the girls all laughed and paired-up with their boyfriends. Erica took Brians arm and asked "Walk a girl to her firsht clash?" she lisped.
All the boys just looked stunned as their once hot, and now freakish or nerdy, girlfriends snuggled up to them.
They notice that Chloe is standing amongst their transformed girlfriends and decide to blame her.
Chloe sudenly finds herself changing.
Jim decides to make all the other girls in school envy the transformed cheerleaders. They should each try to be just like them...
Suddenly the cheerleaders realize what geeks they look like.
Jim lets Chloie know what he did. Would she like to try her hand at the Master PC?
Something Else
Thu May 23 01:13:10 2002