Randy: Lynn and the Home Shopping Network

Unending BE - episode 222745

Hi, welcome back! I'm Lynn and this hour we will be selling my clothing. Yes, you can buy my clothing for an amazing rate. Here -- let me take off my jacket. See? Only fifty cents. That's right, fifty cents for my jcket! Ahh, I see we have a buyer Lynn tosses her jacket offstage OK, now we hve my bloue and skirt. They are perfectly good piece of clothing, fine silk and rayon, n guaranteed to stand uo to hours and hours of peruading chumps like you to pay outrageous prices for crap like this. Ahh, we lready got bid for my blouse (let me tke it off) there we go...noe thast leaves my hot front-loading bra, my skirt, panties, and socks...wehoops, there is th big on my bra -- good, because I am sooo uncomfortable with it one! I just love to fluff up my breasts like this -- ooohh my nippkles are so tight -- can we get a close-up on my nipples? Thaks Frank. What's that Frak, you want my skirt? Sure, here it is. Now I am down to my panties, I want to show the ladies in the audience the right way to play your nips so -- ohhhhh they get nice and hard. See? And yes, we have a sale for my thng panties, let me just slide them off. Great. Now, I am naked, but the sale doesn't stop here. Oh no! See Jeremy, our stage hand, is going to sell his clothes for the ladies to buy their guys. You can see Jeremy is hulky, his shirt just got sol nd you can see he muscled heavy chest -- whoops, I am getting wet just looking at it -- Frank, can you do a close u on my glistening oussy? Thanks.Well ladies and gentlment, we hve to go to a commercial, but when we come back we wil b selling the clothing if every member in the studio, then after tht, your chance to py for me to fuck myself wit my microphone. But first, this word from our sponsors...

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Tue May 21 10:55:28 2002