Eau de Lupine: The sprinkler solution.

Unending BE - episode 216877

Of course! There were sprinklers everywhere! He could tame them all in one shot!

By now, Jim’s anti-werewolf army had better then doubled in size. They helped him by keeping the normal werewolves off of him.

En route to the control room on the first floor, Jim stopped by a Kay Bee Toys to grab another Soaker. While he was there, he “recruited” Matt and Lisa (according to the name tags that were hanging off their shredded polo shirts), two recent infectees. Strangely enough, Matt remained a female werewolf, even when exposed to the antidote. Jim chalked it up to using wolf estrogen in both formulas. He wondered if it was possible to restore his maleness.

A few humans remained in some of the stores, and Jim and the anti-wolves kept them human and helped them hide as much as possible, or gave them the antidote if they were too late.

Jim noticed that so far, no humans had been eaten. It was as if the bad wolves’ only interest was in converting humans to wolves. Not typical wolf behavior, but these weren’t typical wolves.

The squadron high-tailed it to the back rooms. The humans back there gave them a wide berth as they rushed the control room, containing the master control for the sprinklers. Jim searched for, and found, a tool kit, and opened several places in the line to expose the flow. He unscrewed the Soaker tank and poured it in, directing the anti-werewolves to follow suit. They salivated, spat, lactated, bled, and even masturbated into the line, doing whatever they could to get the right saturation. It would take a lot to cure them all, and Jim hoped it was enough.

When he felt there were enough anti-werewolf fluids in the line, he pulled a nearby fire alarm, quickly bringing every sprinkler in the mall to life.

  1. The plan works, and every bad werewolf becomes an anti-werewolf.
  2. As #2, but the spray also affects every human, turning them all into female anti-werewolves.
  3. There wasn't enough antidote to work.
  4. There was only enough antidote to convert about half the bad werewolves.
  5. *Either #3 or #4, plus the anti-werewolves revert to human female forms, having leeched all the formula from their system. (Leaving Jim alone with the rest of the bad wolves, and with A LOT of unhappy women in the room. Uh-oh...)
  6. *The plan yields unexpected results...
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Lycanthrokeith

Sat Apr 27 07:49:17 2002