Silence descendend on the group as they contemplated their new powers. Brad spoke up. “I don’t get it. Why is this a problem? We can have whatever we want! Imagine all the things we could do. We could wish for a million dollars or something....”
Suddently a pallet of boxes appeared in the room. They were stamped with the words “US Mint” on the sides. Brad gestured to the box. “Now I’m rich. What’s the problem with that?”
Rick sighed “Maybe I shouldn’t have given you the wishing power…. Look, we don’t know where the money came from. Will somone notice that a million dollars is missing? Will they look here? Don't you think it is suspicious for a barely-passing college student to suddenly have a million bucks? You want to end up in Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass-Prison? THINK, MAN!”
Jim nodded in concurrance. “We need more information. Let’s search the house, see if we can determine exactly what drove this Hill insane so that we can avoid that pitfall. Wait... I just thought of something. Candace didn’t transform because of a wish! I sprayed her with a can of Essence!”
“Yeah, and I hit Sharon with this riding crop and then she changed. Suprised me. Rick didn’t wish that.” Brad said, looking a bit confused.
Rick just shrugged. “I thought that our relationships to our girlfriends could probably be more interesting. The rest was done by the spell. I guess the spell made it look like an accident or something. But that doesn’t answer the question of why there is so much odd stuff in the house anyway."
Suddenly a bucket of oats appeared in front of Sharon. She scooped it up with one hand and began to eat them. Jim said, “Oh, no. You didn’t give this power to the girls too? They have animal minds and this wish power responds to the subconscious. Who knows what they’ll wish for?” He took another look at the girls. Brenda, having finished her bath, was curling up to sleep on the couch. Sharon was contentedly munching oats, her horse tail switching behind her. Candace was lightly rubbing her full breasts and gazing about the room. “We can’t take away the wishing power from them, or restore them completely to normalcy, but maybe we can restore their minds.”
Sat Oct 26 14:50:10 2002