Jim Uses the BE Gun

Unending BE - episode 199748

The bell suddenly rang and the classroom settled down. Ms.Natalie Jones, the English teacher, told everyone to open up their books and class began. Jim though found it difficult to concentrate on the lesson, he was anxious to test out the BE Gun. His first attempt, in Mr.Panky's biology class, had failed due to a stupid mistake. Instead of zapping Cindy Hulkus he had shot her art project, a whimsically decorated mirror. The BE ray had then ricocheted back upon himself. But since the ray was invisible no one knew what he had done except for himself.

Between then and now Jim had been too afraid to try out the Gun a second time; he kept waiting for something terrible to happen to him, like growing breasts or turning into a full-fledged girl. The accident had rattled him and for the first time he realized that the Gun might be dangerous. And it struck him that randomly shooting flat chested girls at school with an untested experimental breast enlarging ray maybe wasn't exactly the safest thing to do. But, except for a stiff woody, he hadn't noticed anything different about himself and he'd been shot over two hours ago. So as far as Jim was concerned the BE ray was definitely safe for guys.

And that was enough justification for Jim to presume it was safe for girls as well, or rather that it would do to girls what his and Rick's calculations predicted it would. And, still thinking about how popular jerks like Kevin Boner were and how un-popular he and Rick were, Jim was now more than ready to put the Gun to use.

So, as Ms.Jones droned on at the front of the room, Jim pulled his backpack up to his lap and gingerly slid the BE Gun into his hands. It was time for the big test.

The girl he picked was Virginia Gentallia. She sat three desks up on his right and he had an unobstructed view of her. Jim didn't want anymore misses. The girl was fair skinned and had long, lustrous red hair, but was slim of build with not much breastage at all. If it wasn't for that Jim would have found her attractive; he especially liked the freckles that were sprinkled across her face. Happily, her lack of titties was not going to be a problem for long.

Leveling the BE Gun beneath his desk top Jim pointed it at Virginia and pressed the trigger. An invisible ray shot forward at the speed of light and zapped the girl. And Jim held his breath expectantly.

But nothing happened.

After a few moments a deep dread fell over Jim. Was it possible that the BE Gun didn't work? Was it like all of the other inventions that he and Rick had come up with over the years? After all their hard work had they ended up with just another failure?

Fifteen minutes later though Jim began to feel better because Virginia began to fidget, which she never did, and she kept messing with her blouse. And Jim couldn't help but notice that no matter what she did her shirt kept coming untucked!

  1. Virginia asks Ms.Jones to be excused
  2. *Virginia is called to the front of the class
  3. Jim decides to zap a second girl in the classroom
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Eurorack 2002

Mon Jan 14 17:50:40 2002