"People! Ratings are going down! I suggest we put more McMahon's on the show's." Vince McMahon boomed from one end of the desk. "Well we could get some more hoss's BAWH GAWD!" Jim Ross slurred out as he snacked on some BBQ chicken wings. "So we got more McMahon's, and hoss's, anything else?" Vince said as he wrote stuff down in a notebook. "Well Mr. McMahon, maybe we could do some more cutting edge storylines and put on some better wrestling." Paul Heymen said from the other side of the table. After hearing this Vince and Jim Ross looked at each other and broke into loud laughing gits. "Oh that's a good one, but I think maybe the people who know how to run a good promotion can come up with some ideas." Vince said with a chuckle. "Well I got an idea" Vince Russo said in his thick New York accent. "Wait a minute, didn't you leave the company, and then came back and then we fired you?" Vince said with a puzzled look. "Why yeah, but my idea will save the company again. You notice when we were big, Sable was a big attraction, what did she have, that's right a big set of tits!" Vince Russo took a chug of his coffeee and continued. "Then Chyna, made it big, cause she had a large set of hooters!" Vince thought for a second and replied. "So you are saying, are divas need bigger tits?" Vince Russo nodded his head. "Well then people, get to work on that one!" Everyone got up from the table and left the room except for Vince McMahon and Vince Russo. "So Mr. McMahon, do I get to have a job here?" Vince McMahon cracked a smile and shook his head. "We'll keep your around for this project, but after it, your back on your ass."
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