The bookie gave "her" a shrewd look. "Don't be alarmed," he said, "but I like to carry out my business deals in private. Now, what is your proposition?"
"I'm new in these parts, and I'm an outstanding orgasm racer," Jim claimed. "When I win the first few races I enter, you'll make a killing. Of course, people will soon get wise, but you will have made a lot of money by then."
"I see. Please pull down your panties."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Horse dealers always reckon you can tell a horse's quality by looking at its teeth. Well, I can tell how good an orgasm racer a girl will be by looking at her pussy."
Sat Jan 5 06:46:12 2002