PW-DD:Daylight and drow don't mix terribly well... nor does poison and poison type creatures...

Unending BE - episode 194169

Auth note: Acronym: Pokewomen-Dead Drow, I also congratulate whoever the last author is for introducing something as obnoxious as the cyborg into this thread.
The dark elf.. now leaving the scene in a terrible dramatic fashion suddenly realizes something... 'he is a drow'. And obviously not the legendary Drizzt as he doesn't use poisoned arrows any more and his twin scimitars are quite distinctive. Also noted that most drow absolutely dispise sunlight and cringe in pain at it. And he just took off his protective hood against sunlight too just to show off his drow characteristics... Forgetting of course he was on a beach.. in broad daylight.. among a society which wasn't inured to drow and tended to be fearful of the unknown (aka, if it wasn't a pokewoman or something associated with pokewomen, it was something outside of their experience)... so no one particularly came to help him (even Ash stared in odd confusion at his screaming in agony from the daylight).

It was just not this dumb drow's day.

And then someone decided to recall that the very Barubabe (knocked down from poisoned arrows) was a dark/poison type in the last episode... which rarely care how much poison you put on an arrow as it is the equivelent of healing potions to their physiology. Makes 'em stronger and nastier often.. heck, for a good deal of them it's part of their evolutionary development. So it isn't too big a surprise that the barubabe (having won most brutally a lawful challenge and then witnessed her tamer struck down mercilessly from behind) went a bit beserk on the not so lucky drow.

It really wasn't the drow's best day. Actually.. if he was smart, he wouldn't have gotten up for today or the next month afterwards... but it was a bit late for that...

Still a tad frightened by the odd appearence of the dark elf, no one moved to help him as he was cruely ripped apart by the Barubabe... He might have been a drow.. but in sunlight he never stood a chance against the creature.

Yep.. the drow really should have stayed in bed... angering the gods didn't help him any... I mean, he cut down an unarmed priest in cold blood, ain't a good or neutral god whose gonna back that up. And then he failed to loot and kill... sheesh this guy just pissing off all the aligned gods he might plee to... but heck he is a drow... and he does plee to lolth anyhow...

The lightning bolt from the clear blue sky striking him dead and sparing him the continual 'mercy' of Barubabe was probably a fair answer to his prayers...
Now of course.. since were in a worldset where incredible things may happen... and the fact that now in breaking the fourth wall I can honestly question why the author of the drow episode didn't note that there were TWO storyline threads developed one where Ryu survived and conquered and one for him to die a tragic death, instead slipping in an ultra-powerful dark elf who for some reason cuts down two people as murders after they complete a lawful challenge from ambush and then going outside of the limitations of current worldset by ressurrecting the dead. therefore... after this amazing line of logic... someone realized that a magic potion doesn't do much good when the guy is already dead, his guts spilled on the floor, his heart no longer intact, and his spine ripped apart. Therefore... ryu never got up.. but now was covered in an odd liquid to add insult to death

The dark elf died... and no one cried... what a pity...

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Madman Dark Heretic (can you at least TRY to add something that fits the storyline... super god dark drow coming from no where and killing all the bad guys while reviving the good guys isn't a nice thing)

Wed Dec 26 18:38:44 2001