Slowly, not certain if she should answer it or not, she walked over and picked it up. "Hello?" she said.
She felt a sudden spike in the tingling from her breasts, and a gentle pressure against the arm that was holding the phone as her right breast continued to expand against its resistance.
"Erm, yes, NERV central command?" She shifted the phone to her other hand, but that caused the cord to get stretched across her chest, and she quickly moved it back.
"Ok, I'll come right over."
Taking a moment to struggle into clothing that no longer fit her and did nothing to conceal the increasing curves of her breasts, she dashed off to NERV headquarters and made her way to the command core. Thankfully, her chest only expanded slightly during this trip.
"Ah, Asuka, I'm glad you're here," Gendo said, ignoring her increased bust size with his usual cool demeanor. (He wouldn't ignore me if I was Rei, Asuka thought to herself.) "We've detected another Angel somewhere nearby, and I've summoned all three Children here to deal with it. We should have its location triangulated in a moment."
Suddenly, one of the computers started beeping, and Makoto Hyuga glanced up. "We've got it!" he said. "It's..."
Suddenly, Asuka noticed that the monitor he'd been staring at contained nothing but a gigantic close-up of her enlarged breasts. "WHAT?! You pervert!"
"Asuka!" Gendo said sharply. "Control yourself! What Hyuga has discovered is indeed true."
"Y... you mean the next Angel is inside my breasts?"
"No. The umpteenth Angel is your breasts." Everyone gasped. "It was exactly predicted in the dead sea scrolls."
"Lemme see those again." Ritsuko snatched the scrolls from Gendo's pocket and skimmed over them with the speed only an aging geek can muster. "Yep, it's here." She skimmed a bit further. "With pictures." She thrust the scrolls back at Gendo angrily. "I'll bet you spent a lot of time studying that part of the scrolls, Mr. Evil Mastermind."
"Nevermind that, Ritsuko." Gendo snapped his fingers. "It's time to act against the Umpteenth angel."
Asuka clutched her breasts protectively (no easy task at this point.) "HEY! Don't I get a say in this?"
"No. No you don't."
A few minutes later, Asuka was chained to a metal plate in the Eva testing chamber, with Gendo giving commands.
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