Rick lays some ground rules for Reality

Unending BE - episode 188825

Rick looks down at the pen, and thinks about what he should do first. He has semi-cosmic, almost godlike power, and he doesn't want to lose it. He grabs the pen and a piece of paper and writes:

"No one can take the pen away from away from this house, and I will know where it is at all times."

When Rick finishes writing the sentence a mental map of his house appears in his head and he can see the pen as a bright red dot. "Good, I sure would feel like an idiot if I lost it," Rick thought to himself. "Now, what else should I do?" Rick grabbed the piece of paper again:

"Jim forgot that he ever bought the pen for Sharon."

"Just a little backup measure, in case Jim ever does try to steal it back." Rick thought. He ran out of ideas, so he looked around the room again. His eyes fell on Bloody Roar 3 again, and a twinkle came into his eye.

"Whenever Jim plays Bloody Roar 3, he will always pick Alice. When he beats his first opponent, he will slowly transform into her beast form, and stay that way for 24 hours. He will act like that is his natural form, and not realize that he is normally a human. He will unconciosly think girly thoughts, and say "like" and "totally" when he is not thinking about what he is saying. When he changes back, he will not realize that he was a female rabbit."

Rick put on an evil grin, and decided what he would do next.

  1. *Rick invites Jim over to play Bloody Roar 3, just to see the curse in action.
  2. Rick messes with some of his other friends lives, to make them more "Interesting".
  3. *Rick changes the world, literally.
  4. Something else
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K Mistro

Tue Dec 4 12:31:31 2001