Ugh. Evil plots and fish and uchronists, oh my....

Unending BE - episode 188725

It was at this point that reality finally collapsed. Not only were dead fish raining from the ceiling, they were of the specious Dumbassus Bassus variety... The fact that they were dressed in christmas garb did not help.

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A young thin woman in light blue Tuareg garb popped into a window with what looked like a pole vault. "I claim this reality in the name of the Eneans!"

"Who the hell are you?" the man in glasses asked.

"Uh, I'm... Counterkaren!"

"No you're not. You're Karen with your sail worn inside out."

"That's not true!"

"Then why do I see stitches?"

Karen looks chastised. "Okay, I just wanted to step in and have some fun... geez. Anyway, is it okay if I go after someone at random and open a can of whup-ass?"

The other guy (Echowarrior) responded. "Sure, go right ahead. But you... shall... fail... I am from the future and know a lot about history!"

Everyone else pulls out their laser crossbows. "Till all are one!"

Echowarrior dies.

  1. Karen goes after the cyborg or Mr. T or Excel.
  2. Karen goes after one of the Ranma characters.
  3. Karen goes to try to get laid, quite a feat since she's got a bad case of vaginal agenesis.
  4. Karen goes after the evil piggies.
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Sun Dec 2 15:16:11 2001

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