Marjorie: Upping the Stakes

Unending BE - episode 183615

David knew better than to believe in magic -- while his education as a physicist led him to keep an open mind, and his teaching experience after being denied tenure too many times in a scientific estabilishment that cared more about research grants than innovation had allowed him to keep a good-natured approach to people, there was simply no way he would accept such preposterous claims. Wow, that was some long sentence...

Dave put grammar aside for a moment and decided that he must have been wrong after all. Even his first guess, that this Magon had played way too much Yuri's Revenge and figured out a way to exercise mass mind control in some way, did not match with Marjorie's new skin complexion and bust size.

"If you know your plan is evil, why are you implementing it in the first place?"
"Oh, haven't lost our sarcasm, have we. Even as your protege' is being brought here and the hour cometh near... Do you not realize you have failed already?" Magon gloated over David's face with a wicked grin.
"Failed in what? I don't even know who you are, and Mari is just a... well, dear friend of mine. Aren't you confusing me with her boyfriend? Why would a stereotypical B-movie villain want to fuck up with a corporate lawyer anyway?"

"Corporate lawyer... Ha Ha Ha Ha! Splendid... her mind will fall in a flash. By calling the police and giving me this information you may as well have sealed the fate of the world, young man! Bwahahaha!"
"You know, you said five minutes ago that YOU were the one who was going to engage in unwise exposition."
"You narrow-minded fool... Throughout the centuries, there is one social grace I have mastered... and that is gratitude. I will not keep you as a playtoy, David Gordon. Your reward... heh heh heh... shall be to live with your memories intact, into the world I shall SPAWN!"

"Did you ever bother to read the Evil Overlord website? They've got a whole section of hint and tips for people like you, you know."
"Websites... pah! When the Scion's mind will be gone, this pitiful civilization will be defenseless, and after we bring back the full power of Magick to shape the land, my kind shall once more rule the Earth! BWAHAHAHA!"

"Ate too many Smurfberries, have you, Papa Smurf?" David retorted when to increase dramaticity Magon called an eerie blue light upon his face as he kept gloating (not to mention drooling a little) on David' s face.

David blacked out, and woke up at home. Scion he thought after seeing the shackles' marks on his wrists Scion to what? I've got to do a background check on Mari.


"Out of the car." the policeman commanded in a deep voice. Marjorie looked up at him for a moment, then felt compelled to lower her eyes and do as he instructed. The "hotel" was nowhere else than the back entrance to the costume shop, but she had hardly any way to tell. "I must go inside" she told herself after a pang of the collar. She smiled at the policeman, felt her nipple chains somehow tug at her forcing her to bow at him, and knocked at the nondescript wooden door. The policeman went on his way...

  1. Let's stay with David. The first thing he does is call the OTHER David, Marjorie's boyfriend... will he help out? Is he part of the plot too?
  2. Let's stay with David. The first thing he does is try and dig up information about Marjorie's family. Who is she the "Scion" to? Does it by ANY chance have to do with the fact that Marjorie is a Serbian name? (Naah... what are you thinking...)
  3. Let's stay with Marjorie as she is put in a room that looks DEFINITELY like it's coming out of a harem, and...
  4. Let's stay with Marjorie as she is put in a room that looks like a low-budget-movie rendition of a Middle Eastern harem, and...
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Wed Nov 7 14:45:02 2001

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