"At last, after 800 years, I have been freed!" exclaimed the man. "Many thanks, lady. I am Raspberry, prince of Vroonfondel. I would be much indebted if you would further help me retake my kingdom... good gods you're huge!"
Did I mention that he's *really* short, as in about six inches tall?
"Yeah yeah whatever," said Jim. "Would you grant me a wish or put some clothes on or something? I was just leaving anyway."
The giantess seems to be thinking I'm a genie or some such, thought Prince Raspberry. Better humor her for the moment, or else she might eat me. "Just one moment, your, er, bigness. I seem to see some clothes on that, er, mannequin over there." He took the flashy suit off of a nearby pimp daddy ken (tm) doll and put them on. "Okay, I'm decent, your... uh? Where'd she go?" He left the room, looked around, climbed over the fallen body of another 'giantess', and entered the kitchen. There he saw Jim sticking a slice of meat between two slices of bread and eat it. A truly odd method of consuming food, he decided.
"Perhaps I may be too bold to ask, but I will grant any boon within my power if you would help me find what has become of my kingdom, Vroonfondel..." he asked, trying to appear meek. Jim stared at him as if he was a freak (probably correctly), thought for a minute, and finally responded. "Aw, what the hell. I've always wanted a six inch tall prince in a pimp suit for a friend. Let's go."
S/he picked up Raspberry and put him in her shirt pocket (tight fit), and then left after grabbing some more food from the kitchen. Soon, however, something filtered into the prince's brain: Six inches??!
Sun Oct 14 23:38:14 2001