Q: How old are you?
A: I was born January 17, 1981 at 17:17 Central European Time. My next birthday will be January 17, 2002 at 21:34 Central European Time; this makes me 20 years old at the time I'm writing this. Now that I piqued your curiosity with the slight time difference, I'm not going to explain it. Bwhahahaha!
Q: What is it with all the sci-fi, weird technology, alternate fuels etc. on what is essentially a porn site?
A: I found out that the opposite doesn't work very well. If you want to see some high quality erotic fiction by me, however, head over to http://www.veggievan.org or http://www.amasci.com and look into the forum areas.
Q: Do you like big breasts at all anyway?
A: Not that much anymore, I used to though. They're certainly a pleasant sight but I hardly go out of my way to chase them.
Q: What does your ideal woman look like then?
A: Stefi, wings and all... well, maybe not the wings. I'm talking about one particular person (whose name is NOT Stefania Butti, incidentally) who will probably never read this site anyway. We're close friends, but she is due to be getting married sometime next year. To a lawyer.
Q: Do you hate lawyers?
A: I've dwelved on alternative fuels a lot elsewhere. Let's move on.
Q: Why sometimes you claim you're leaving, only to return a month or so later?
A: Because I don't know if I will be back. Not that I'm in any dangerous profession (I'm currently a full-time student) but you know how it goes, sometimes life takes strange turns.
Q: You're an insane, demented bloody lunatic!
A: Yes, of course. Would you like some tea with that?
Q: What's the deal with the Soviet Cyborg?
A: Yarm Volkov, the Soviet Cyborg, comes from "Red Alert: Counterstrike" and serves two functions. The first, as stated very often, is to disrupt threads that are (a) related to anime and (b) contain the Universal Laptop. I'm not doing this out of spite, it's just that I ended up writing a character with that motivation, and so on he goes. His other function is to kill threads in a readable manner, so far I've done it in some pedo or snuff threads, with one notable exception the other day.
Q: Why do you dislike Clovis so much?
A: I don't, it's just one of the two or three place on Earth that struck me at utterly surrealistic... more specifically, that struck me as though they had been "borrowed" from an alternate reality. Hence the CSA and so on.
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A: Sorry, got to go.
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Mon Oct 29 10:47:16 2001