Seventeen (ten-thousand) going on Eighteen (ten-thousand): The Devil and Danielle Webster

Unending BE - episode 170000

Danielle Webster was only a month away from her 18th birthday. She'd turned into a sweet, lovely young lady. Her figure was fabulous, even if she left something to be desired in the breasts department. Even so, she had plenty of attention from the boys in her high school. But she was reluctant to go out with the boys. No, she wasn't a lesbian; she preferred boys, that she was sure of. And she liked the attention of being the star cheerleader, and attending all sorts of social functions. She had a more personal reason to spurn them.

Her mother was a witch, and that meant she'd become one, too. On her 13th birthday, she started taking on witchly powers, and coincidentally showed the first sign of puberty - her first period. Soon afterwards, her mom explained her witchly heritage - and the responsibilities that came with it. She had to be careful about using her powers, and she wouldn't learn all the secrets of witchcraft until her 18th birthday. And above all, no sex. Only virgins were admitted to the coven, and not until full adulthood. (This is why witches had gotten a stereotype of being frigid old bitches.) To claim her rightful heritage as a witch, she had to hold back until her 18th birthday. Danielle figured this would be no problem. But she didn't reckon on a little snag.

Satan was fuming in Hell, as always. He wanted some excitement in his life. And he already had ninety-nine percent of all adult earthly souls coming to him, anyway. The remainders were mostly pure, dull, holier-than-thou folks that didn't interest him anyhow. That goddy-two-shoes God could take them off his hands, as far aas he was concerned. But when he looked at his "Coming Attractions" on his calendar (those turning eighteen in the next month, when he could start going after them by the only agreement with the King of Good he ever honored faithfully), he noticed that Danielle Webster was among them. "Why not, it's been a slow century," he thought to himself. To get her, he'd have to turn her towards a path of wicked sin and over-gratuitous sex. And popping her hymen early would be a good start.

"What shall I do first?" he thought to himself. "I know, I'll tempt her. Danielle will be a lot more likely to take the easy way to eternal damnation if I first..."

  1. "... blow up her boobs to unearthly size!" (Come on, take this option. You know you wanna.)
  2. "... make her hornier than a crowd of warthogs!"
  3. *"... give her a face so beautiful it would launch a MILLION ships! Eat your heart out, Helen of Troy! Oh wait, you're already doing that, for your eternal ironic punishment. No matter, Danielle Webster will become the new standard of lenegdary beauty!"
  4. "... do something her to her."
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Roy Del Frink (I got the ten-thousand ep. Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! :)

Wed Aug 22 23:51:59 2001