Bend Sinister: The Mysterious Midget drops the dong!

Unending BE - episode 164040

But because the Mysterious Midget was too tiny to actually carry that huge humongous thing, it dropped to the floor and broke. And by golly, all the orgone in it was released, and went back to the Authors entitled to it. Or maybe only one, the one who isn't you and probably wrote all the other episodes in the AddVenture. We do have an uncertainty principle to maintain, here.

But what of Tonya Harding and her nefarious plan? Heck, I dunno. Hell, I don't even know why I was so crass and ungrateful as to eject Donkey Shit from the club. I'm supposed to be better than that. Surely his exploits entitle him to honorary membership, at least...

But now I can blow this joint and go back to The 70-Plus Club, where I really belong -- where all authors of my episode count belong, in fact -- see Adama's membership lists if you don't believe me. Hey, don't get me wrong, the 200-Plus is fine, it just ain't official, merely a private club established by an Author who wasn't satisfied with the official venue. I'd say who, but he might get mad.

Not that I mind, understand -- it's kind of nice when your ep-count starts getting you multiple memberships.

But I ramble. I think I'll go home to Dolly, now. No more plowing other people's fields for this barefoot farm boy -- I've learned my lesson!

No, you can't come with me. Sorry. Your stuck with the options below, O Voyeuristic Reader!

  1. Tonya isn't happy with this outcome. What's she gonna do?

  2. *The Mysterious Midget isn't happy with this outcome. What's he gonna do?
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