Swedish Chef BE: Zee Stert ooff a Brund Noo Dey

Unending BE - episode 157855

A svurly cluood ooff sumetheeng thet luuked leeke-a fug feelled zee ruum, und zeen feded intu zee neeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. A mun ley sleepeeng in a bed, cufers poolled up tu hees cheen. Bork bork bork! Zee cluck next tu heem shooed "6:59", zeen qooeeetly fleepped tu "7:00" und begun tu beep.

Jeem ves esleep, und reeght in zee meeddle-a ooff a fery ixceeting dreem, vhee zee luood beepeeng ooff zee elerm vuke-a heem up. He-a bleenked hees iyes a foo teemes, rulled oofer und toorned ooffff zee elerm. He-a ley zeere-a in bed fur a mument, remembereeng vhet he-a ves sooppused tu du tudey. Bork bork bork! Vhetefer it ves, it hed tu be-a better thun yesterdey, he-a thuooght - tudey is a brund noo dey!

Effter leyeeng zeere-a qooeeetly fur a mument, Jeem:

  1. remembered it ves hees gurlffreeend's burthdey. Bork bork bork!
  2. *deceeded tu gu beck tu sleep tu try tu get beck intu hees dreem.
  3. heerd hees muzeer telleeng heem he-a ves gueeng tu be-a lete-a fur schuul.
  4. sooddenly reeleezed he-a vesn't elune-a in hees bed. Bork bork bork!
  5. beceme-a evere-a thet he-a deedn't knoo vhere-a he-a ves. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
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Ki (Thunks tu MerkT!)

Mon Dec 3 19:32:37 2001

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