Princess Mar Jari: Three-Dot Journalism!

Unending BE - episode 149342

"Er... run that by me again, Father? It sounded a lot like '...'"

Her father nodded gravely. "And you know what that means..."

Marjorie thought. "To be continued? Ellipsis? Something left out?"

Her father scowled. "What? Do you jest with me? Have you gone mad? Are you sick?"

"No," Marjorie said thoughtfully. "I don't think it's one of those. I'm pretty certain it must be one of my choices..."

"It's something else!" her father shouted.

"What, we're both wrong, then?"

"No, you little ninny! That's what it means! It means 'something else'!" He shook his head, muttering "Mother warned me not to marry a Valles Marinaris girl..."

Marjorie flashed him a brilliant smile. "I get it! So what particular 'something else' is it that our laws and customs dictate?"

Her father scowled, and said:

  1. *"You must face him in mortal combat!"

  2. "You must face him in Mortal Kombat!"

  3. "You must face him in Jetan!"

  4. "You must face the music!"

  5. "We must hang him by his balls in the old ruins for the White Apes to devour!"

  6. *"We must get a different Author to write us out of this horrible travesty of an episode!"
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Wed May 30 11:02:05 2001