"Excuse me?",DJ said,looking up at the new arrival."Got your incarnations mixed up,haven't you?"
"Oh well",the man said,"I'm afraid your constant link-enabling of episodes causes a chronological confusion factor...it's impossible to tell sometimes what a particular episode's backstory is."
"It's a local custom",DJ sniffed."Mr. Voodoo recommends it highly."
"In any event,I'm a copyright-infringing character,and we don't need any facilities around here,we're provided for elsewhere.Though your giving a staff job to that wizard fellow from the Spells R Us store...he was created by Bill Hart in the story `A Strangeness at the Frat House' for the Transformation Stories Archive and its mailing list...indicates we do get along well with you locals.But you're familiar with the TARDIS..." He indicated the console room visible through the open door of the police box.
DJ nodded,wonder when he'd get to the point.
"Larger on the inside than it is on the outside.Surely the Authors on the upper levels can decide that the interiors of their suites are as large as they like?"
DJ nodded,made a notation on the mapping files.Her visitor reentered the TARDIS and dematerialized it.
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Fri Apr 27 10:40:39 2001