Beneath a sign that read AUTHOR HELL,he found muscular nine-foot orge-demons mistreating familiar figures around torture instruments and computer monitors.
There was Saddlface,tears streaming down his cheeks,as he was forced at gunpoint to beat a dominatrix with a bullwhip(Dabbler couldn't see the latter's face behind her long hair,but thought he recognized an utterly furious,securely bound Jezebel).
There was Leviathan,fuming as he was forced to compose interminably long,literary plots with absolutely no trace of BE in them.
Mello,screaming the most un-mellow of curses as the ogre-demons tightly gripping her fingers moved her through the motions of crafting nearly plotless hard-core porno.
Francis McNasty,biting back his frustration as matronly English teachers on either side of him corrected his every last grammatical and spelling error before letting him post an episode.
MoniqueW98,in hysterics at being made to do something OTHER than long strings of two-choice episodes with one continuation immediately taken.
There was even a nameless figure who screamed in despair when episodes with ghfghfgfg as the text and hkjklhk and rtyrrty as the choices were rejected by the server.
Dabbler took in this scene with disbelief and horror."You're AUTHORS!" he cried out,simultaneously willing the ogre-demons to disintegrate in agony."Nobody can do this to Authors!We can write that is place never existed,and it's so!" He threw up his hands,and the place was not there,and never had been.
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Tue Apr 24 09:38:07 2001