A Celebrity Finally Goes Backstage

Unending BE - episode 136544

To everyone's amazement, Jennifer Love Hewitt strode confidently into their midst. "My film was number one at the box office on opening weekend," she said triumphantly, "Who's the bimbo now? And where's the Duke asshole? He should be bearing the brunt of this."

"Play with me please," F-Cup said, his name fitting with him for the first time.

"No. They sent me because I'm the only woman under 30 in Hollywood who isn't into this sort of thing. You can all fuck yourselves. Or eachother. I don't care. Alec and I can't sue you but he did manage to buy me this," she said, holding up a shiny new remote control. Even with their intellects fading, the avatar authors, turned bimbos, understood what had happened.

"I'd put you out of your misery but that would require backlinking," she continued. So, instead..." she gestured at the figure entering the room.

  1. A hook-wielding fishermen in a black rain slicker entered the room.
  2. A twelve year old incarnation of Lacey Chabert appeared and began to whine about her violin lessons.
  3. "I'm sending in Oasis and Stefi to sort you out."
  4. "The real Janeane Garofalo is getting the remote. Just imagine what a genuine feminist will do with this thing."
  5. Something else happened.
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Kenneth Kaunda

Mon Apr 2 22:08:54 2001