Before Sid could decide, he saw a flash of gold leap out of the pile of bodies surrounding Jim's Dickzilla. It hopped onto Sendula's tummy, bounced up to her chin, and did a little quarterback endzone dance on her platinum blonde hair before jumping down and scampering off. Right towards the group of hitherto unscathed ladies that included Jennifer, Sharon, Ms. Concha, Virtual Dolly Parton, and baby Alvin (who actually wasn't a lady, but a baby).
"Oh no you don't!" their guard Credensa shouted as it approached, and she threw her spear. It flew straight and true, and pinned the little varmint to the floor. Scratch ferret number two! Just as had happened with ferret number one, it wavered and vanished back to its thread of origin, reappearing as roadkill on the street adjacent to Jim's house...
Incidentally, each of Sid's amazon wives has now killed one of the magical golden sex-ferrets (actually two versions of the same ferret, from different threads) with her spear. You don't suppose the blood of those little vermin will have an effect on the spear points, do you? One that could have interesting results the next time the business ends of the things are used? Just a thought...
Meanwhile, Dickzilla was getting bigger and bigger (not to mention harder and longer). Heavens! What if it started spouting like Jennifer's gargantuan breasts had? Why, it might impregnate every woman Backstage! Uncle Sid knew he had to do something -- and fast!
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