"This is all YOUR fault you know!" Lando yelled as a horde of pissed off Sandpeople chased him and a strangely dressed fellow who looked somewhat like Doctor Who down the cavernous hallway.
"My fault? My FAULT? Can I help it that the exit from the BE Backstage led here!?" D<- shouted back, ducking blaster fire and falling rocks.
"Arrrooogahh!" The Sandpeople shouted repeatedly behind them.
"YES it's you're freaking fault! If you hadn't put that rubbish into R2-D2, I would have saved the day by now!" Lando fairly screamed over more blaster fire- an impressive feat seening as how much exercise they were getting running...
"Can I help it if he looked like a trash can? I mean, his freaking top popped open..." D<- griped, "How was I to know he was fully functional!?"
"Arrrooogahh!" The Sandpeople shouted repeatedly behind them. One should note at this point that Sandpeople never get any good lines.... So why bother writing them- I mean, they're awful conversationalists, and track sand all over the house, and when you invite them over for tea - Oh, I suppose you want to know how this turns out? Sorry...
As luck would have it, there was a fork in the tunnel, and D<- dashed down one tunnel, and Lando dashed down the other. Unfortunately, the Sandpeople rushed after D<-, which probably served him right for hijacking this particular episode- but never fear, he somehow managed to use what limited wits he had left, and a very sticky bag of jelly babies to escape certain death, and quickly found his way out of this thread, and promises not to do this too regularly (but Episode 130000! Who could resist?)
As for Lando....
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Fri Feb 23 20:10:20 2001