Backstage: oh, what a mess!

Unending BE - episode 129827

Wow, this is confusing. What all have we got here? Let's see, first there's Sid Russell, from Episode 129668, whose story I grafted onto the moribund ones of my B-Movie amazons, from Episode 125443, thus forming Episode 129727. Clear so far? Good. Then Another Author (Deja Voodoo) extended the story by bringing in Jim's mom from moribund Episode 355, followed by the ferret from Episode 364, followed by the cheerleaders, and then Jim himself, from Episode 413. (Which he forgot to cite. I had to look it up.) Sheesh! I'm glad there are finally some characters appearing in Deja's little backstage world, but this is shelving with a vengeance! Does he really expect us to read the backstories from all these defunct storylines, or are we supposed to know how to write these people (and animal) intuitively? I was going to, but on second thought it's too much for me. Here (above) are the references, which I assembled for my own benefit before I chickened out. Someone else write us out of this mess -- PLEASE! In fact, why don't lots of someones do it? Deja seems to like one-choice follow-ups, and I've gone along, but is that the way the AdVenture's really supposed to work? Let a million flowers grow! (Okay, six.)

  1. Flower 1: What's Jennifer Russell do? (in addition to growing bigger breasts)

  2. Flower 2: What's Jim do? (besides go fetal and start sucking on that huge penis of his)

  3. Flower 3: Who cares what anyone else does? What do the cheerleaders do?

  4. *Flower 4: Isn't Uncle Sid going to do something about all this?

  5. *Flower 5: So are Sid's amazon wives going to put up with this obvious threat to their husband, or what?

  6. >Flower 6: Finally, just so we don't lose track of things, let's assume the problems been solved, the characters dispatched back to their respective stories, and Sid and his wives have had a day or so to rest. We rejoin them back at the supper table, with new drop-ins from a D-Girls episode I found already written by the High Commander and just had to follow up on...
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Fri Feb 23 12:27:08 2001

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