Backstage: Slave of Elvira!

Unending BE - episode 129596

Pop!Suddenly Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, appeared.

"Now that's annoying," she said. "One moment I'm Empress of the Solar System, the next, I'm in some piddly little nowhere! What happened?"

"I can explain, mistress," said Sid. "Indeed, I'm compelled to, seeing as I became your slave the moment you showed up."

"What do I need with slaves? I've got a whole planet full of kids, back home! Well, go ahead! Clue me in!"

"Certainly. I was recently given the job of keeper of the BE AddVenture's backstage area. Soon afterwards, a batch of wayward authors dropped in, whom I sent home. I gather one of them wasn't too pleased with the treatment, and so sent you here and enslaved me to you."

"That's as clear as mud!" Elvira complained. "Clarify, please!"

Sid did, to the best of his ability.

"So I'm here just to satisfy some panting little scribbler's misplaced desire for vengeance?"

"That's about the size of it."

Elvira laughed. "Obviously, he has no idea who he's dealing with! Why, doesn't he even realize I started off in my life in the AddVenture as a variant of you, Sid Russell?"

"He certainly should have. I was actually threatened with being turned into you at one point, and stated, quite clearly, that it had been previously done. But that doesn't change the fact that, here and now, I'm your slave. Sex slave, to be precise!"

"Hmmm," Elvira mused. "And I presume you're supposed to suffer. But you'd only suffer if I mistreated you, and that's the farthest thing from my mind. How about we get it on together, former self? It should be kinky, and fun to boot! I've always wondered what it would be like to fuck myself, for that matter."

"Your wish is my command," said Sid, divesting himself of his clothing. "You're certain it won't bother you?"

"Why should it? I and my -- your, I should say -- nephew Jim are lovers in my world, and this isn't half as odd as that is, from my point of view. You go with the flow in the BE AddVenture..."

"Couldn't have said it better myself, mistress!"

The two embraced, and shortly were coupling passionately. It was very, very good...

RaoulDuke appeared. "No, no, no!" he shouted. "This is vengeance, don't you understand that? You're not supposed to be enjoying it!"

The two looked up, and said, in unison: "Go away, son, you're bothering us."

"Fine! You just wait! I've got even worse things cooked up for you in adjacent storylines, Sid Russell!" And he vanished.

Elvira and Sid finished their tryst, and in the afterglow of their mutual orgasm, felt the voiceless presence of Deja Voodoo in their minds.

Someone annoying you, Sid? Sorry, the two of you, I should say.

"Hi, boss," Sid grinned. "Yeah, but nothing we couldn't handle!"

Anything you need cleaned up?

"Yes!" said Elvira, emphatically. "I need to get back to my empire, and Sidney here needs a sex-slave spell removed. Any chance you can do that, whoever you are?"

Certainly. The spell is removed.

Instantly, Sid felt his will freed. "Thank you very much!" he said, much relieved.

Don't mention. When I offered you the job, workman's comp was included.

"Don't suppose you could get back at the guy who did it, could you? Looked like that RaoulDuke guy."

I could indeed, but it's not considered good form among authors. Anyway, it would only affect his character avatar, not the real person.

"Pity," growled Elvira. "That guy really deserves a taste of his own medicine. Him I'd enjoy making a slave!"

Oh, I'm sure he'll get his, or his avatar will, if he insists on remaining a character. But retribution in this case would have been misdirected, I fear. RaoulDuke didn't actually do that to you two, as far as I could tell. It was another author, writing Duke as a character.

"Really?" asked Elvira. "Sneaky! All sorts of possible permutations in this game, aren't there?"

You know it. Well, time for you to go home, my dear. Give my regards to Zorlond!

"Who?"

The author who's been writing most of your storyline. You have him to thank for that empire of yours. Believe me, it was nothing I ever intended!

"Thanks," she mused. "If I encounter him, I'll do that. Think he might enjoy a tumble?"

You'd have to ask him that. No doubt you would make it quite worth his while.

"You bet I could! Well, goodbye Sid! Goodbye, voice! It's been real!

Or an unreasonable fascimile thereof. Goodbye, Empress Elvira! Long may you reign!

Elvira vanished, and the "voice" turned its attention to Sid.

And now goodbye to you, Sid. I'll be back if you need the help. Otherwise, enjoy the job.

The presence was gone. "Thanks," Sid muttered. "I'll try."

  1. *Another shelved character drops in.
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